So it's been a while... I have missed you. Except you.

I always wanted to be cool enough to have a blog or somesuch that was good enough people read it. So, I'm going to try to have worthwhile shit on here. It's going to suck for a while until/if I get good or give up, in which case this suckness will remain untouched. Hmm... wasted effort. My hallmark.

Actually, with all the things I have to be negative about, why am I making shit up? Typically my efforts are fruitful. Eh... gay joke. I'm currently unemployed, having given up my 8$/hour Pottery Barn stockroom job with no chance of advancement, much to my mother's chagrin. A friend is trying very hard to help me out with that... have any of you made a resume? Jesus H it's like pooping on a keyboard. Somehow I tell him (aforementioned friend) that at PB I checked to see if we had something in stock, he makes it into some "I bridged the communication gap between frontline workers and back, teachings diversity acceptance amongst the throngs, not unlike Jesus." It's witchcraft.

Also, I need groceries soon.