Something occurred to me recently: I still don't have a job. Huh.

Hey, did you know that because we're both gay not only are we BFF but my sex life is any of your goddamn business? Because I didn't.

I'm reading a comic that has referenced both Cliff Clavin and Squeaky Fromme. They didn't have a foot note for the former; I needed one. They had one for the latter; I didn't need it.

"I may be in to rough gay sex but I'm also into manners."

I have got to start using some of these 90's references!

Is that exploratory biologist really that good looking? Because I would shoot myself.

All the geniuses on Bones are sexy! What?!