Today in my yoga class we touched each other. It was great. I have a problem with my shoulderblade and the professor came over and rubbed me in ways I haven't had in a long time... it's really a shame I get laid more than I get caressed. After I played guinea pig we partenered up and practiced on each other. My partner was a hairy Ashkenazi who was really nice and mature about the whole thing, and I wished people like her got laid more.

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