Guess the fuck what, young adult fiction? I kept my outcast friends even after non-freaks started talking to me because sometimes even if they look less than perfect people can still be worthwhile. Fuck you and your simplistic Harry Potter morality and what's the moral here? Ugly people can only be friends with other ugos and only out of desperation? Way to give kids hope.

No I will not hurry up while crossing the street. Oh, did the jackass pedestrian not break into a sprint to save you 3 seconds? Guess the half-mile you needed to drive in your SUV will be just awful.

arrrrrrrrrrg.