A WoW conversation between Azithum (me) and Some Jackass (SA)(messages are whispered unless noted as [G]). Please note this is a RP server:
A: Does anyone know where the Den Mother is?
SA: she's with me hehehe
A: Where are you?
SA: haha i was joking :P
A: Ah. Thank you.
SA: i was joking no need to get anal haha
SA[G]: seriously some poeple need to lighten up theyre just being anal when they need to lighten up
A: Correct usage of the word 'anal' and help! You're great.
some other dude [G]: Bwa?
A[G]: Oh, I didn't laugh at one of his jokes, so I'm anal.
SA[G]: it was just the way you responded but i wasnt refering just to you i left the noob area and everyone was so serious
SA: yes it was
SA[G]: it wasnt a joke
A[G]: You said the word 'joke'. You said, "I'm joking."
SA: you said it
SA[G]: i mean seriously people are so serious on this server i mean what is going on
/leave general

Seriously. What is going on?

My father would like to clarify. Big, floppy titties are merely a bonus-not the main course.

So many posts! You, my adoring public, should be happy. And loose with your cash.

I took screenshots last night of my World of Warcraft escapades. Since I'm banned from sharing happiness, I'll have to describe them. In the first, my character is nuzzling the space between Elune's breasts. In the other, she's "going south". Taken out of context it would appear as if she is just kneeling and the bottom half of her is cut off BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING DOWN.

I am a wicked person. I do not want others to have happiness unless I do. How do people get dates? I do not get dates. I am not saying they are undeservant-they are-well, one of them isn't--but seriously. I am... hungry for approval, it would seem. Actually I just want a giant teddy bear, I don't want a date. God, Blogging helps me solve my problems.

SO. That capitolization was accidental but it seems fitting. I was surprised at 2a Friday (Saturday) morning by RR, Roxie Sanchez and Bryan who told me it was time to go home NOW. I find going to bed at 5a troublesome, but somehow rewarding. Peeps be jammin and I was glad to be home.

I stopped by my mother's, not only because I needed colored hair gel for my mohawk, but because I love her. She is having her 24th(!!) surgery, this one is to burn out her uterine lining so as to circumvent her profuse bleeding. From the crotch. I'll leave it at that.

My dad's a funny guy, but needs to get new friends. He did, however, get some chickyboom's 'digits'. She has nice boobies, I hear. A conversation:
Me: (something about this woman)
Dad: What do I like?
Me: Tits.
Dad: Tits.
My dad's a funny guy.

Irish wake! Not nearly enough alchohol as I expected. Still a lot, though, because we are young, and that's the only way young people know how to have fun. So I played World of Warcraft until my ride decided to leave.