I got an email in my Yahoo bulk folder from "Christian Singles". The subject line was "Christian? Single? We've got the solution". I think you all know what I thought.

So I just found a discarded condom and kleenex in the communal urinal. Unflushed. Did I mention they were smeared with blood?

Here at Hamline, we fuck raw.

My weekend:

Plans Friday: Gaming.
What happened: Ward had a wedding to attend; gaming canceled.
What I ended up doing: Playing WoW.

Plans Saturday (to Sunday afternoon): Hang out with my boyee Pete.
What happened: Pete was too tired and busy to get together.
What I ended up doing: Playing WoW.

Plans Sunday Evening: Hang out with Matt.
What happened: Matt remembered he had a lab report to do.
What I ended up doing: Playing WoW.