I think I'm going to start a webcomic that's just me making fun of movies I hate. I'd start it out with disclaimers about how this is mindless and I'm not judging anyone's taste so that people I'm dating won't get sad (I'm kidding I love you).

I wish I was actually going to Sin City instead of just Vegas-I could kill some hookers and have inner monolouges. Instead I'm just going to become broke. I was thinking today: too young to drink, too poor to gamble or see shows, I hate heat and amusments parks... I'm going to Vegas to swim in a hotel pool. And I forgot a swimming suit.

Oh man I could totally use a pop tart.