Notes from Introduction to Judaism:

Me: LEZBOS
Toby: YES
Me: CHILL
Toby: MAN BOTTOM
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Toby: Monkey
Me: Butt
Toby: Shimon
Me: Shiznit
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Toby: Someday I will rule all this land.
Me: Not if I can help it, you supervillian! Take that!

I made that last one up.