Two stories:

1. I'm in Japanese class the other day. A is Me, M is Muramatsu Sensei.
A: Sensei, how do you say 'hippopotamus' in Japanese?
M: (something)
A: Could you say that again, please?
M: That's the kind that has A, B, and C, right?
A: No, that's hepatitis.

I liked it, as did everyone else in the class.

My spoon ring broke.

I think I have depression.

I got in the job as a camp counselor in Japan. Hooray, I think %75.

That comment on depression should've gone at the bottom.

Which is here.